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By: __earth

__earth — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 18:05:13 +0000

“Jacque Chirac?
“Wait! I have that name before.
“Lemme think. Hmm…
“Err…
“I know!
“He was that French philosopher”, exclaimed that Texas folk.

Meanwhile, Jacque Chirac was watching the show live from Paris. “Chien…”

By: slapnuts

slapnuts — Wed, 14 Apr 2004 20:01:28 +0000

Canada is not?!?! a state…. ummm well errr I thought it was.

By: AP

AP — Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:59:49 +0000

Nearly 4 years into his presidency George W. Bush first learns of “The United States Constitution”

By: berkules

berkules — Sat, 10 Apr 2004 23:33:15 +0000

…well sir, this old feller Carl Jung came up with this notion about the significance of coincidences and…oh — you mean the album “Synchronicity”. It’s by the Police. Next question.

By: Suburban Wolf

Suburban Wolf — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 23:07:28 +0000

*parp*

By: Kyrah Jade Kayles

Kyrah Jade Kayles — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 23:00:02 +0000

“Please refer all difficult questions to my secretary.”

By: Suburban Wolf

Suburban Wolf — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:52:46 +0000

“Is my wig on straight?”

By: AP

AP — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 11:22:50 +0000

*AP shakes his head in disgust

By: Arvind

Arvind — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 08:03:22 +0000

“Doh there was no WMD, soryr America I goofed”

By: Blasphemy!

Blasphemy! — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 01:35:31 +0000

“Welcome to today’s show! Today our topic is Albino Necrophiliac Hypochondriac Terrorists with scurvey and the women who love them.”

Yeah… best I can do right now… My wit drive is down to 50%, Cap’n!